The funniest thing happened to me today.
I was sitting alone at the Queen Bean this afternoon, minding my own business, and studying like a good girl, when I noticed some random guy approaching me. He was middle-aged, very tall, with a ginormous David-Crowder-like beard, and wearing a suit. I looked down immediately, and in my head I was going, "Please, please, please don't talk to me," but he did.
He stopped in front of my table, hands behind his back, and says, "Hello."
I looked up, really slowly, horribly creeped out. I honestly couldn't tell you if I acknowledged him at all or not.
And then he says, "You are very pretty. And I just had to tell you because I just feel like if I didn't tell you that, I would hate myself for the rest of my life. And I have stuff to do so I'll just go sit down now." Hopefully my mouth wasn't open, because I was so surprised, haha. (Just kidding, I know it wasn't, haha.) And just like that, he walked back to his table and sat down and went back to work.
And I was just like..."Oh my gosh, did that really just happen?"
It was so awkward, haha. But at the same time, horribly funny. What a creeper. :P
Like Anne said... A rare occurence. Ha!
1 comment:
Oh my gosh!! LOL!!
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