Kidnappings, and Shankings, and Boredom.

I am terribly bored right now. Which is terrible. I absolutely despise being bored.

My mind wanders to very odd places when I become bored. And I start wishing that someone would try to kidnap me so I can shank them, and other peculiar things of that sort. Morbid things. Things that one should probably not think.

Or I begin to think of covetous things, like I wish I had a car. Or a driver's license, at least. Or a job. Or a trip to the mall. Hmmmm...

I have officially come to the conclusion that boredom is a very unhealthy state of mind. I must do my best to escape this trap.