Monday, March 15, 2010

Join Me As I Contemplate the Profound Truths of Life.

I've been in a rather ponderous mood lately. Here, on this blog - my blog - you are privileged to experience the result of my contemplations.

First of all, Sadie Hawkins Dance is my Da's favorite song ever. At least, it is right now. He has been singing/playing it incessantly, which, in turn, must mean it's his favorite ever.

Second, judging from past experience, boys are nothing but fiendish bums. Nothing more. Now, this statement could well be quite misunderstood, and of course I don't like being misunderstood. No one does, of course. Therefore, I will clarify my statement by restating that I said boys were fiendish bums. Not men. Also, I said from past experience. Which does not mean that a future experience could not change my mind, although frankly, I do not expect that to happen.

Third, chocolate is the best thing this side of heaven. Period.

Fourth... well, there is no fourth. I can't think of a fourth.

Therefore, this post must be over.

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