A Congratulatory Post

This is a congratulatory post. Who are you congratulating?, you may ask. Well, I shall tell you.

I am congratulating myself. Why are you congratulating yourself?, you may ask. Well, I shall tell you that also.

I am congratulating myself because I have posted 14 times in February. This is my 14th post this month. What is the significance of that?, you may ask. What I shall tell you this time is that you need not ask anymore questions. Questions bore me. I'm going to tell you, regardless of your dull and insignificant questions, so you needn't keep asking them. If you must ask your questions, do us all a favor and ask them in your own head, instead of where I can see them. As I say, it bores me terribly. And I simply despise being bored.

Nevertheless, since you asked the silly question, I suppose I shall answer it. After all, I can never bear to leave a question unanswered. They simply eat one alive, questions that hang around unanswered that way. Therefore, the significance of my 14 posts in the 22 days that have passed so far in February is that this means that I have posted nearly every day since I have started blogging again. Which in turn means that I have rather become an avid blogger again. Which in turn also means that I am very happy. Hence, this congratulatory post.

Congratulations!