An Ainsley Funny

Ok, so just now I was doing my math (like a good girl :D) when I remembered something. While I was doing math Friday, right before the Harvest Party, Ainsley came up to me and started talking to me, which isn't unusual, but it was really funny, so I wrote it down in my math book, which is why I remembered while doing math. So here it is...it's pretty long because Ainsley will talk for a loooonngg time once she gets started. (Also there are a lot of run on sentences because she forgets to pause when she finishes her thought, and I wanted it to be authentic.)

AN AINSLEY FUNNY

"If an Indian is walking he has to grin because Indians all grin when they walk and if you are a bad guy you have to grin too, cuz the bad guys grin all the time. And if you see a walking giant that grins then you just have to get killed (if your mom and dad say it's ok). Or if you're going to get eaten then you just die first. Or if you are on a train track and you're tied up and the train is gonna get you and if someone sees you then they just have to stop the train by pulling the little pole thingy and open that little door and come untie you if you're a girl. Cuz I saw that on Danger Ranger. [Pause: ok this is Caitie, I thought it was funny when she said 'Danger Ranger' because that's what Alexander says too...is it just a little kid thing or what??] Cuz the guy that untied her was very very nice, but the other guy that tied her up was really mean. He really was. But if she died and it was so sad cuz she was just dead and she was all alone and she didn't know what to do because she still needed to clean her house and she wanted to go outside and play in the rain but the guy tied her up on the train tracks (on her stomach!!) and then she was dead."

Ok, wasn't that hilarious???!!! I thought it was sooooo funny. Although I will say, alas for the boy that gets tied up on the train tracks, because apparently 'Danger Ranger's' good deeds are limited to the unfortunate girls...hmm. I wonder if Ainsley can remedy this next time? (Oh, and the video just goes with the ridiculousness of the whole post, so I put it up.)